friend

[‘frend] -noun
1. One attached to another by affection or esteem.
2. Someone you are trying to convince yourself that you are actually close with.
3. A close friend on Facebook.
4. A person whom you met briefly at some party a year ago whose face you kind of recognize on Facebook.
5. A mortal enemy on Facebook.

hope

[hohp] -noun
1. The feeling that what is wanted can be had or that events will turn out for the best.
2. A type of poison marked by being one of the few toxins voluntarily consumed even after multiple previous near-fatal experiences with the same substance.