I design video games for a living, write fiction, political theory and poetry for personal amusement, and train regularly in Western European 16th century swordwork.
On frequent occasion I have been known to hunt for and explore abandoned graveyards, train tunnels and other interesting places wherever I may find them, but there is absolutely no truth to the rumor that I am preparing to set off a zombie apocalypse.
I use paranthesis with distressing frequency, have a deep passion for history, anthropology and sociological theory, and really, really, really hate mayonnaise.
But I wash my hands after the writing. Promise.
Also see my public blog, www.prettyawfulthings.com where I post a lot of really disturbing things interspaced with a few interesting things. Because, well, funny wins, and I find disturbing awfully funny.